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dsharavi February 9th 20 08:37 PM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 
q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke

q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start

q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks

q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve

q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!

q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!

q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!

q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"

q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'

q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!



Susan Cohen February 12th 20 04:47 AM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 
On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi
wrote:

q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke

q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start

q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks

q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve

q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!

q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!

q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!

q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"

q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'

q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!


LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

Michael Ejercito[_2_] February 12th 20 05:25 PM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 


"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
...

On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi
wrote:


q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke

q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start

q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks

q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve

q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!

q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!

q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!

q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"

q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'

q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!


LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

Forger, those jokes were immoral.

You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!


Michael


The Peeler February 12th 20 09:54 PM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 
On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 08:25:32 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
wrote:



"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
.. .

On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi
wrote:


q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke

q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start

q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks

q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve

q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!

q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!

q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!

q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!

Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"

q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'

q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!


LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

Forger, those jokes were immoral.

You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!


Michael


Your problem is that you have no sense of humor. Those jokes were
hilarious!

Michael Ejercito[_2_] February 16th 20 06:21 PM

Loose Sphincter, gay Waldo Hampton's new devoted Whore and Usenet's newest Laughing Stock! LOL
 


"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:



LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.


If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!'

You got that right!

He is so ashamed of his beliefs, he forges Susan!


Michael

Michael Ejercito[_2_] February 17th 20 06:49 PM

Loose Sphincter, gay Waldo Hampton's new devoted Whore and Usenet's newest Laughing Stock! LOL
 


"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:



LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.


If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!

Indeed.


Michael

Susan Cohen February 23rd 20 06:07 AM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 
On Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:49:37 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
wrote:



"The Peeler" wrote in message ...

On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
married nazi homo, FORGING as Susan Cohen, whined again:



LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.


If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!

Indeed.


Michael


Both you and gay Roman have no sense of humor

Susan Cohen February 23rd 20 08:39 PM

Some Borscht Belt humor
 

During and after WW2, more than 20 million big fat Russian dicks
entered the vaginas, anuses, and throats of German women - repeatedly.
Does this prove Hitler was wrong?



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