Time fur a pawty!
 

The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney in the cats' upstairs bedroom. Sammy, mine luff! I'd
like
to help you set up your party. Where's Ranger? I have to wash him.

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 6
Chief Tabby In Residence

Dat thundering noise you hear from da stairz? Datz Ranger runnin up and
down da stairz.

Together, Sammy and Lilith go to the top of the stairs and howl in unison:
"RANGER GRAYCAT MAHONEY!"

Time fur a pawty!
 

Let's celebrate the foster kitties at my house. There is Cousin Rosco,
Thunder, and Flash. Meow!!!
Cinder

Yu haf foster kitties? Wow! Dats nise!! We haffa new kitten at owr howse.
Hees fore weeks old.

Bear

Time fur a pawty!
 

i am always reddy to eat!
beauty

Ther will be LOTS of fuds!

Joey

Time fur a pawty!
 

On Sat, 05 May 2007 02:02:37 GMT, "The Porter Cats"
wrote:



Let's celebrate the foster kitties at my house. There is Cousin Rosco,
Thunder, and Flash. Meow!!!
Cinder

Yu haf foster kitties? Wow! Dats nise!! We haffa new kitten at owr howse.
Hees fore weeks old.

Bear

The foster kittens will have fixed what is not broken next week, then
they go back to the place that's full of cats. Fur now let's play.
Cinder

Time fur a pawty!
 

On Sat, 05 May 2007 02:03:05 GMT, "The Porter Cats"
wrote:



i am always reddy to eat!
beauty

Ther will be LOTS of fuds!

Joey

i can hardly wait.
beauty

Oh, Mme. Anaïs!
 

Ife neffur pland a wedwink befurr - what shud I du furst? Shud we be
shoppeng fur owr dresses? Fangu!

Lucy, full of qwestions

Time fur a pawty!
 

On Wed, 02 May 2007 08:13:04 -0500, Samuel Redcat
wrote:

Wunnerful! Datz twee more reazons to celebrate!

Sammy, can we haff da pawty in yur noo howze?

Abso-purr-lutely! Da back yard is all ready, an da basement is all ready,
an we gots a upstairs bedroom dats all ours. An we gots a little hidy-room
upstairs dat Meowmie finks is all hers, but we gots da teleporter
coordinates.

So our noo howse is 'valiable fur kitty pawtys.

Sammy

Beauty, Cinder and the three foster kittens Flash, Thunder and Cousin
Rosco teleport in and gallup up the stairs. Beauty starts eating your
food supply. I hope you stocked up. Cinder and the foster kitties play
and dance.

Time fur a pawty!
 

Beauty, Cinder and the three foster kittens Flash, Thunder and Cousin
Rosco teleport in and gallup up the stairs. Beauty starts eating your
food supply. I hope you stocked up. Cinder and the foster kitties play
and dance.

Yep, we gots lots and lots. An if wez start to run low, Tabifa Fluffybutt
can 'port over to da FluffyKitz warehouse an bring more good stuffz back.

And wez got lots and lots of birdies in da back yard.

Sammy

Time fur a pawty!
 

On Mon, 07 May 2007 08:20:46 -0500, Samuel Redcat
wrote:

Beauty, Cinder and the three foster kittens Flash, Thunder and Cousin
Rosco teleport in and gallup up the stairs. Beauty starts eating your
food supply. I hope you stocked up. Cinder and the foster kitties play
and dance.

Yep, we gots lots and lots. An if wez start to run low, Tabifa Fluffybutt
can 'port over to da FluffyKitz warehouse an bring more good stuffz back.

And wez got lots and lots of birdies in da back yard.

Sammy

I want a birdie!!! I like being in da out but my hoomin is afraid to
let me out because I always run after other cats and I mite get lost.
Cinder

thanks fur the fuds sammy!
beauty

What a big room full of toys!
Cousin Rosco, Thunder, Flash

Oh, Mme. Anaïs!
 

On Sun, 06 May 2007 20:31:29 GMT, The Porter Cats's nimble, little
paws typed:

Ife neffur pland a wedwink befurr - what shud I du furst? Shud we be
shoppeng fur owr dresses? Fangu!

Lucy, full of qwestions

Oh my towz!

Well, furst ov awl, sid down on dis heer kushion an haff a cup ov dis
mint-nip-tea and cawlm yourownself - you and Chester iz goink to haff
a wunnerfull wedwink!

So my deer, furst, who wood you like to do da ceremony? One ov Bast's
preestesees (dere on cawl to da kommunity) or anofer official kitty?

Den youff got to pik da playce in Crete, and da dekorashuns and ask
won ov da fluffykitz gurls to hep you wif da menyoo.

I'll ask Pitoonya to put on a bridal show, and den you can pik da
soots or tuxes for da boy kittiez.

And den you an Chester shud pik a playce to honeemoon!

And datz awl der iz to it! Now, I'll find Pitoonya fur you!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
5/7/2007 8:44:08 PM