Getting around the house
The doorbell rings, and you have an absolute duty to get there first. So you stand up (you're on the sofa, of course), take a looooooooooong step from the sofa to the coffee table, hop from the table to the hassock, step from the hassock to the arm chair, hop to the bookshelf by the door. You now have the drop on whomever or whatever is at the door. Something smells yummy in the kitchen, and you must investigate. You once again, stand up, take a looong step to the coffee table, to the hassock, and here you change your route. You make a nice leap to the piano bench, step onto the piano keyboard, and walk along it (BONK BONK bing bong BONK BANG!!) to the corner nearest the kitchen, where alas, you have to jump down and actually walk on the floor. If you are sleeping in your dining room chair, and you smell the yummies, it goes like this. You stand up, stretch, get up on the dining room table, LEAP about four feet (yahoo!) to the kitchen counter, and walk around the kitchen counter to where you can stick your nose into whatever Mommy is doing. If you are looking out your favorite window, and you smell yummies, it goes like this. You step to the radiator cover, then step to Mommy's lap (she is sitting at her 'puter of course), making sure your paws penetrate deeply into her flesh. ;) One Two Three Four. Step to her computer table, walk around the monitor, go behind it, and access the kitchen counter from there. Walk around the counter, to locate whatever is smelling yummy. You also get from the kitchen window to the dining room window by reversing the above. You must of course, avoid as much as possible, having your beautiful little paws touch the dirty nasty floor. ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
On Wed 16 Feb 2005 10:41:04a, Kreisleriana wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes ): The doorbell rings, and you have an absolute duty to get there first. So you stand up (you're on the sofa, of course), take a looooooooooong step from the sofa to the coffee table, hop from the table to the hassock, step from the hassock to the arm chair, hop to the bookshelf by the door. You now have the drop on whomever or whatever is at the door. Something smells yummy in the kitchen, and you must investigate. You once again, stand up, take a looong step to the coffee table, to the hassock, and here you change your route. You make a nice leap to the piano bench, step onto the piano keyboard, and walk along it (BONK BONK bing bong BONK BANG!!) to the corner nearest the kitchen, where alas, you have to jump down and actually walk on the floor. If you are sleeping in your dining room chair, and you smell the yummies, it goes like this. You stand up, stretch, get up on the dining room table, LEAP about four feet (yahoo!) to the kitchen counter, and walk around the kitchen counter to where you can stick your nose into whatever Mommy is doing. If you are looking out your favorite window, and you smell yummies, it goes like this. You step to the radiator cover, then step to Mommy's lap (she is sitting at her 'puter of course), making sure your paws penetrate deeply into her flesh. ;) One Two Three Four. Step to her computer table, walk around the monitor, go behind it, and access the kitchen counter from there. Walk around the counter, to locate whatever is smelling yummy. You also get from the kitchen window to the dining room window by reversing the above. You must of course, avoid as much as possible, having your beautiful little paws touch the dirty nasty floor. ;) Stinky, you are wise beyond your years. We are reading and learning from your mad skillz. ^.^ -- Shamrock, also on behalf of Bonnie, Scarlett and Rhett |
oh yeah, same here!!
Kristi |
Kreisleriana wrote:
You must of course, avoid as much as possible, having your beautiful little paws touch the dirty nasty floor. ;) LOL! I've known many cats do that, but for some reason F&N are perfectly comfortable walking on the floor. Oh, wait. All surfaces are so cluttered here that they couldn't walk on them anyway. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 18:14:55 -0600, Cheryl
yodeled: (snip) You must of course, avoid as much as possible, having your beautiful little paws touch the dirty nasty floor. ;) Stinky, you are wise beyond your years. We are reading and learning from your mad skillz. ^.^ heeheehee ;) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
LOL! I've known many cats do that, but for some reason F&N are perfectly comfortable walking on the floor. Oh, wait. All surfaces are so cluttered here that they couldn't walk on them anyway. My cats regard the sofa with all the rubbish piled on it as their climbing frame whenever we tidy up they get annoyed (I love it-what an excuse not to do any housework!) Lesley Slave to the Fabulous Furballs |
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