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Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna
need help.
Red Rory

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~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby
tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time.
Emma, no stranger to trouble


"squiffer" wrote in message
...

Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna
need help.
Red Rory

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Red? I don think weze alone ennymore - yoo heer dat rustle?
Einstein

yah, an thuh sound o' drool hittin a blade o' grass. Hey, yo! out dere yo!
Red Rory

: ~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby
: tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time.
: Emma, no stranger to trouble
:
:
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
:
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
:
:
:
:

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On Nov 6, 9:44 am, "squiffer" wrote:
Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna
need help.
Red Rory

There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter
leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors

"Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue
it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses
annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim."

Wascal

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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
 

: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
: There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter
: leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors
:
: "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue
: it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses
: annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim."
:
: Wascal

A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him?
(Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?)

On trial yah, what thuh hell.
Red Rory

Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa
fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast?
Einstein

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~Emma moves back and remains hidden.... for now~


"squiffer" wrote in message
...

Red? I don think weze alone ennymore - yoo heer dat rustle?
Einstein

yah, an thuh sound o' drool hittin a blade o' grass. Hey, yo! out dere yo!
Red Rory

: ~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby
: tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time.
: Emma, no stranger to trouble
:
:
: "squiffer" wrote in message
: ...
:
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum
Indian
: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
mean
: fields of rural Texas.
:
: Einstein whispers
:
: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
Sumkat
: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
: it
: an smoke it and...
: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
:
: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
gonna
: need help.
: Red Rory
:
:
:
:
:

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Oh good. A distraction! They won't notice me now.....
Emma, observing that these boycats are real studmuffins, but keeping a cool
head



There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter
leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors

"Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue
it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses
annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim."

Wascal

--

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:
:
:: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
:: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
: brains
:: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the
: mean
:: fields of rural Texas.
::
:: Einstein whispers
::
:: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
:: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well
: Sumkat
:: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
:: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and
munch
: it
:: an smoke it and...
:: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)
::
:: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we
: gonna
:: need help.
:: Red Rory
::
:: There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter
:: leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors
::
:: "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue
:: it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses
:: annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim."
::
:: Wascal
:
: A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him?
: (Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?)
:
: On trial yah, what thuh hell.
: Red Rory
:
: Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa
: fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast?
: Einstein
:
Yo, Einstein? I herd that dam drool sound agin.
Red Rory (sniffing suspiciously)

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In article ,
says...
::
:: Wascal
:
: A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him?
: (Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?)
:
: On trial yah, what thuh hell.
: Red Rory
:
: Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa
: fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast?
: Einstein
:
Yo, Einstein? I herd that dam drool sound agin.
Red Rory (sniffing suspiciously)

[back a Major's hanger where all his planes and copters are still kept
in tip-top condition and flown by Storm, Hunter, Skye, and Patrick, a
handsome figure steps from the shadows who looks remarkably like the
legendary Major. Attired in Major's flying suit and leather flying
jacket, he waves the groud crew into action. He checks his watch,
hoping his Great-Unkle Major's chief navigator arrives soon. Zizi is
the best.]

Ok. I just need to know what type of aircraft you need. Then, we can
gas it up and get airborn.

Storm

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hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash?

Hunter


~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off,
looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~


"squiffer" wrote in message
...

Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian
grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the
brains
of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean
fields of rural Texas.

Einstein whispers

Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of
bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat
skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his
contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch
it
an smoke it and...
(Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight)

Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna
need help.
Red Rory