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Sammy da 'Venture Cat December 31st 05 06:59 PM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy

Rebecca December 31st 05 07:04 PM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Rebecca speaks sotto voce

Kownt me in! Whut do yoo thingk she wud like fur prezzies?

Rebecca

"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote in message
.. .
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy




Mme. Anaïs ^..^ January 1st 06 12:25 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 10:59:22 -0800, Sammy da 'Venture Cat's little,
agile paws typed:

Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy


Sssssshhhhh. Tiger an myownself iz in!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/31/2005 7:25:21 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Sylvia M. January 1st 06 01:03 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Guud ideer!
(I gotz awl kolur hayer ribbunz...shhhh)

Pitoonya

"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote
in message
..
..
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up

on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan

dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she

was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da

metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday

party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra

a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze

nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur

her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy




Sundance January 1st 06 05:21 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Dis will be funfun. Whut culler hair ribbinz iz yur favrit, Pitoonya?

Sundance, hoping he is being subtle enough

"Sylvia M." wrote in message
...
Guud ideer!
(I gotz awl kolur hayer ribbunz...shhhh)

Pitoonya

"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote
in message
..
.
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up

on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan

dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she

was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da

metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday

party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra

a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze

nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur

her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy






Stormmee January 1st 06 07:19 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Whut a gud idermint, anna I'll getz hersef anofur bootifulest prezzie ta
make hersef happi, TV, searchin da net
Sammy da 'Venture Cat wrote in message
.. .
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy




Stormmee January 1st 06 07:22 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
We taked a famili voted, anna we iz gonna continue da heated kitty bed fur
hersef, like Miss Violette usta gif alla kittyz for diz purr day, Tiger,
turnz to hiz wifekitty, willz youown sef pickz outta colurz anna a blanki
anna don't letz minesef furget ta get it big enuf for hersef anna TV, He iz
veri large, larger dan minesef,
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Sat, 31 Dec 2005 10:59:22 -0800, Sammy da 'Venture Cat's little,
agile paws typed:

Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up on 11 years old, but

dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she was when her was dopted

from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort

of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but

we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties

is
here at da chateau.

Sammy


Sssssshhhhh. Tiger an myownself iz in!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
12/31/2005 7:25:21 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net




Pitoonya AKA Sweetee January 1st 06 07:22 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
gray an wite kitteez luk speshully gud wiff red bowz ur ribbunz.
I furrget whu kulur Cleocatra iz.
Pitoonya (thu dense)

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Dis will be funfun. Whut culler hair ribbinz iz yur favrit, Pitoonya?

Sundance, hoping he is being subtle enough

"Sylvia M." wrote in message
...
Guud ideer!
(I gotz awl kolur hayer ribbunz...shhhh)

Pitoonya

"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote
in message
..
.
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up

on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan

dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she

was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da

metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday

party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra

a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze

nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur

her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy








Stormmee January 1st 06 07:49 AM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
hersef iz da mostest silfur tabby inna world, TV, not biased at all
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote in message
...
gray an wite kitteez luk speshully gud wiff red bowz ur ribbunz.
I furrget whu kulur Cleocatra iz.
Pitoonya (thu dense)

"Sundance" wrote in message
. com...
Dis will be funfun. Whut culler hair ribbinz iz yur favrit, Pitoonya?

Sundance, hoping he is being subtle enough

"Sylvia M." wrote in message
...
Guud ideer!
(I gotz awl kolur hayer ribbunz...shhhh)

Pitoonya

"Sammy da 'Venture Cat" wrote
in message
..
.
Cleocatra's purrday is on January Furst!

Our hoomins was figgering dat Cleo was coming up
on 11 years old, but dat
TED finks she's prolly a few years older dan
dat. But Paw can't say fur
sure, since he duzn't really know how old she
was when her was dopted from
da kitty shelter.

Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da
metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday
party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra
a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze
nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur
her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy









Sammy da 'Venture Cat January 1st 06 04:17 PM

Mine gudness, we need a surprize party!
 
Anyhow, since Paw was on da road in da metalmonster last year, we sort of
missed what should have been her DOC purrday party. But mine brofur and
sisfurs sort of figgered we could gif Cleocatra a surprise DOC purrday
party a year late - dis weekend. So pleeze nokitty tell Cleocatra, but we
thinked dat we could do a surprise party fur her, since all da kitties is
here at da chateau.

Sammy


Well, Cleo an TV is inna dining rum, so letz all go into da ballroom an we
can hide behind furniture and stuff soz we can all meow "surprise" when
her walks in. An I fink dat we haz lotza kitty toys and stuff in our
store-room bak at da howse, so if anykitty wants a purresent to gif Cleo
you can 'port to our place and pick one out. An I just aske da chefs at da
restaurant and dey is porting over right now wif a special big purrday
cake.

[There's a big rush of kitties into the ballroom, where everybody hides
under or behind furniture, on top of cabinets, under throws, or wherever
else suits their fancy. Somekitty thinks to turn off the light switch. The
birthday is wheeled into the middle of the room and the candles are
lighted.

Cleo and TV notice that things have fallen quiet, so stroll into the
hallway to find out if anything is wrong. Not seeing the expected crowd of
kitties, they go to investigate. TV notices that the ballroom is dark
except for low flickering lights and points that out to Cleo. They walk
into the ballroom to investigate. As they approach the cake, somekitty
flips on the lights and everbody meows...]

HAPPY PURRDAY!
"Happy purrday to you, happy purrday to you,
happy purrday Mrs. Cleo, happy purrday to you!"

[Cleo turns to TV and gives him a smooch, then glances at everybody else
with a silly grin on her face. She notices that the cake says "Happy DOC
Purrday" and tears of joy come to her eyes.]

Cleo: Thank you all. I really appreciate everykitty doing this.



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