Spring Cleaning 'To Do' List
1. Open windows to air apartment
2. Empty dishwasher. Give milk to Mischief to shut her up from meowing so much and letting the neighbors know I have a cat. 3. Do dishes. Every 5 minutes tell Mischief that no matter how much she meows, she's not going outdoors. 4. Sweep floor. 5. Remove cat from kitchen and resweep floor after cat tries to 'help' by chasing anything that the broom moved. 6. Vacuum apartment 7. empty filter, clean out cat hair 8. vacuum again and clean bathroom of cat litter 9. empty filter and remove more cat hair 10. vacuum bedroom 11. remove filter and clean out cat hair 12. Repeat steps 6-12 as many times as needed. 13. Remove blankets from bed and use lint roller on sheets. 14. Stop cat from attacking lint roller. 15. Attempt to make bed 16. Yell at cat for jumping on bed just as you spread the blankets. 17 Vacuum more cat hair. 18. Try to study, pet cat if needed 19. Vacuum more cat hair. 20. Realize that cat is going to notice that all her fur is not there anymore and decide to shed lots more to make up. Damn those winter coats! I'm partially allergic, so I have to vacuum a few times a week. If I don't change my sheets every few weeks I get the sniffles. Bear in mind, all the above was caused by Mischief. Imp ran and hid when I brought out the vacuum and I haven't seen him since. Mischief is calling me, so I better go tend to her majesty. Kristi |
Mischief wrote:
1. Open windows to air apartment 2. Empty dishwasher. Give milk to Mischief to shut her up from meowing so much and letting the neighbors know I have a cat. 3. Do dishes. Every 5 minutes tell Mischief that no matter how much she meows, she's not going outdoors. 4. Sweep floor. 5. Remove cat from kitchen and resweep floor after cat tries to 'help' by chasing anything that the broom moved. 6. Vacuum apartment 7. empty filter, clean out cat hair 8. vacuum again and clean bathroom of cat litter 9. empty filter and remove more cat hair 10. vacuum bedroom 11. remove filter and clean out cat hair 12. Repeat steps 6-12 as many times as needed. 13. Remove blankets from bed and use lint roller on sheets. 14. Stop cat from attacking lint roller. 15. Attempt to make bed 16. Yell at cat for jumping on bed just as you spread the blankets. 17 Vacuum more cat hair. 18. Try to study, pet cat if needed 19. Vacuum more cat hair. 20. Realize that cat is going to notice that all her fur is not there anymore and decide to shed lots more to make up. Damn those winter coats! I'm partially allergic, so I have to vacuum a few times a week. If I don't change my sheets every few weeks I get the sniffles. Bear in mind, all the above was caused by Mischief. Imp ran and hid when I brought out the vacuum and I haven't seen him since. Mischief is calling me, so I better go tend to her majesty. Kristi I have one of those bagless vacum cleaners. It still amazes me how much cat hair that thing picks up. I vacum a few times a week and I swear I can knit another cat with the fur it picks up. Bob |
Seems like all cats love bedmaking time, even my dear old sobersides
Henri R.B. used to cavort among the sheets Jean.P. Mischief wrote in message om... 1. Open windows to air apartment 2. Empty dishwasher. Give milk to Mischief to shut her up from meowing so much and letting the neighbors know I have a cat. 3. Do dishes. Every 5 minutes tell Mischief that no matter how much she meows, she's not going outdoors. 4. Sweep floor. 5. Remove cat from kitchen and resweep floor after cat tries to 'help' by chasing anything that the broom moved. 6. Vacuum apartment 7. empty filter, clean out cat hair 8. vacuum again and clean bathroom of cat litter 9. empty filter and remove more cat hair 10. vacuum bedroom 11. remove filter and clean out cat hair 12. Repeat steps 6-12 as many times as needed. 13. Remove blankets from bed and use lint roller on sheets. 14. Stop cat from attacking lint roller. 15. Attempt to make bed 16. Yell at cat for jumping on bed just as you spread the blankets. 17 Vacuum more cat hair. 18. Try to study, pet cat if needed 19. Vacuum more cat hair. 20. Realize that cat is going to notice that all her fur is not there anymore and decide to shed lots more to make up. Damn those winter coats! I'm partially allergic, so I have to vacuum a few times a week. If I don't change my sheets every few weeks I get the sniffles. Bear in mind, all the above was caused by Mischief. Imp ran and hid when I brought out the vacuum and I haven't seen him since. Mischief is calling me, so I better go tend to her majesty. Kristi |
I have one of those bagless vacum cleaners. It still amazes me how much cat hair that thing picks up. I vacum a few times a week and I swear I can knit another cat with the fur it picks up. Bob Exactly. And Imp is so shy, so he doesn't get petted as much, but when you do pet him, TONS of cat hair gets shed. Kristi |
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