Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby
tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time. Emma, no stranger to trouble "squiffer" wrote in message ... Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Red? I don think weze alone ennymore - yoo heer dat rustle? Einstein yah, an thuh sound o' drool hittin a blade o' grass. Hey, yo! out dere yo! Red Rory : ~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby : tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time. : Emma, no stranger to trouble : : : "squiffer" wrote in message : ... : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
On Nov 6, 9:44 am, "squiffer" wrote:
Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim." Wascal -- |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter : leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors : : "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue : it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses : annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim." : : Wascal A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him? (Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?) On trial yah, what thuh hell. Red Rory Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast? Einstein |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
~Emma moves back and remains hidden.... for now~
"squiffer" wrote in message ... Red? I don think weze alone ennymore - yoo heer dat rustle? Einstein yah, an thuh sound o' drool hittin a blade o' grass. Hey, yo! out dere yo! Red Rory : ~mysterious gray cat with huge golden eyes watches from behind a scrubby : tree~ Hmmmm... I thinnnkkk I am inna right place at thuh right time. : Emma, no stranger to trouble : : : "squiffer" wrote in message : ... : : Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian : grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains : of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean : fields of rural Texas. : : Einstein whispers : : Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of : bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat : skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his : contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it : an smoke it and... : (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) : : Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna : need help. : Red Rory : : : : : |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Oh good. A distraction! They won't notice me now.....
Emma, observing that these boycats are real studmuffins, but keeping a cool head There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim." Wascal -- |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
: : :: Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian :: grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the : brains :: of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the : mean :: fields of rural Texas. :: :: Einstein whispers :: :: Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of :: bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well : Sumkat :: skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his :: contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch : it :: an smoke it and... :: (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) :: :: Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we : gonna :: need help. :: Red Rory :: :: There's a telltale flicker as a somewhat badly-adjusted teleporter :: leaves a lean tuxedo shorthair a few feet from the conspiritors :: :: "Did I heer dat NIP might burn upp?? Iffn yooo gyz issa gonna wescue :: it, Iyam wiff yoo. Iyam a tough barncat boy wiff furry qwik reflekses :: annna I dunno no feeer. I chased a racoom off r porch wun tim." :: :: Wascal : : A racoom? Dat's impressive. Red? ya' gud wit him? : (Einstein nods towards the lean tux kat?) : : On trial yah, what thuh hell. : Red Rory : : Now itz gonna be tuff. Sumkat might kum bak to get that nip, so we gotsa : fight ta keep it..an we gotta git it too. Kin yu drive ennything fast? : Einstein : Yo, Einstein? I herd that dam drool sound agin. Red Rory (sniffing suspiciously) |
Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
hmmm. Certainly an interesting bunch. Do you suppose they wash?
Hunter ~Phoebe walks by, notices the duds these dudes are wearing, and wanders off, looking for the Texas Roadhouse.~ "squiffer" wrote in message ... Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
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