On Sat, 18 May 2013 15:16:01 -0500, cshenk wrote:

Hai all!

[The teleporter shimmers in Iowna's back yard, and a string of kitties and
a dog emerge. The crowd consists of a plump tortie girlcat, a lean and
handsome orange tabby boycat, a portly orange tabby girlcat, a grey
kittyboy, and a big, clumsy orange dog.]

Hi, Iowna! I'm Amelia, and these are Sammy, Harri, Ranger, and Starr da
Dogg. Concatulations on your adoption! You have been adopted by a
wonderful family.

[Harri comes forward with a couple bottles in her paws]. We haf some
goodies to drink too. We gots a boddle of nip champaign and a bottle of
sparkling dognip juice.

[Then Starr comes forward, carrying a big bag in her mouth] An i bringed a
big bag of Dentastix an Snausages.