Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:



"cshenk" wrote in message
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Hai all!

I've having an adoption parti this weekend and invite you all who
wishes to come! Daisy-chan just loaded the coordinates in that
teleporter thing so's you just need to dial 'daisy' to finded us!
You kin also croon 'I owe na' if a barky sort anna dat works.

Wez gotted a big backyard wif lots of grass anna full fence. All
barky members will be vouched for by a kittah, sides Iz the only
new one who's barky anna youz not neds to worry about mai self.

Wez got an agility sorta low run wif logs making a maize anna you
kin tell youz there from the smell of the mary golds. Iff you
sniff along them the gap you kin walk through is right in the
middle anna then you sniff/walk to treats. Dere's 2 catnip bushes
in dere too!

Out in da main yard is a long stretch you kin run in ana have chase
the ballgames anna there's a picnic table under the shade fur the
cheering section!

Dere's a champion snooze event under da 12x12 canopy. Sniff fur
Lavender and you kin see it.

Fur da 2foots, wez got an enclosed porch wif 2picnic tables inside
anna one is loaded with 4ft treats anna dat other with 2foot treats.

Comeon down!

Iowna, adoption parti!


In wokz Pi2önya, (hu neffurr gnu a reel goggy...)

Hewllo, lowna, I brot yu sum Mousesikulz© inna freezur bag.

'Oh Thank you so much Pi2onya! Don't wurry about mai little self being
a doggy. I'z littler dan sum of you! Cash-pup cuse he's big anna his
tail gets happi anna kin knock me over too has a tail orniment that
rings when he gets happi so we kin hear it anna move. He also makes a
great kittah pillow!' says Iowna as she helps Pi2onya place the
mousesikulz in a dish of ice to keep them cool.

She then takes her new friend out to look over the yard as others
arrive.


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