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Old June 4th 21, 01:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk[_4_]
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Default Sammy Redcat calls a family meeting (and invites anyone else interested)

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Luko looks about. He texts Harriet who went home with Ozzie who's
daddy2foot go a job back anna had dem come back home. Neither
know what dez smell like.

Mine gess iz dat dey dun't smell attall gud!
P2nya


No, dey smell AWFUL! When I had my fight with the boss guy, I found
dat he had a big fancy chair dat his greeblings had stolen from
hoomins. Da boss guy sat in it all da time time, and it STANK! I
figgered dat it might come in handy some day, so I cut out a piece of
da fabric on da chair and kept it in a air-tight jar all dese years.

[He hands over a glass jar with a piece of grungy fabric inside]

You can smell dat fabric, and dat will tell you what a greebling
smells like. But do it CAREFULLY! Take too big a sniff an yourz nose
might fall off!

Sammy


Prince comes up and sniffs from a distance then covers his nose and
goes so far as to grab out his nose mask meowmie had special made fur
him so he could see his heart-Josh inna dat hospital. Luko less
careful gets a big sniff and starts choking.

Prince asks all da other doggies anna gud sniffer kitties to come.