Paw was going to Duh Moyne (human note: Des Moines) on Caturday fur a
video job, and him getted careless. Him drived over some black ice and
lost control uv da truck and wrecked it. Dum, clumsy Paw! So now Meowmie
an Paw has to share one car while Paw sees about getting him's truck
fixed. Fortunately Paw din't get hurted bad, an dere were no kitties or
doggies or Meowmies in da truck wif him.

So kitties, make yours hoomins drife CAREFULLY when dere is snow an ice
on da roads.

Ranger