DAt is da kweschin[paws] wevver tis gnobwer in mine tew suffoo da
swings an awwows ob outwages forchoon (an berryus affwonts), or too
awpoze dem, an bye awpozing, end dem[paws]. Tew sweep[paws],
poochamps to dweem. Oy. --Hamwet

Dat is da pwabwem. I hadded a bad dweem wen I wuz tosweep in da
meowmiez wap, an wuz goink "grr..grr..grr..grr" an twitchink mine
feets. An she woked me up an petted me so I wud gnot sweepwak wile
gwowlink. So da anser muts be "to beep". To beep, an to wake up, an
to purr wike a nise sweet kitty.--MeOwy