Some Borscht Belt humor
On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi
wrote:
q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke
q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start
q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks
q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve
q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!
q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!
q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
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