Aw come on, we are sorry, it was just an unusual post. Many of us are alone
and find our cats more friendly than most people. We really aren't that
unfeeling, Tell about your cats and we might be nicer.
"Untamed Tiger" wrote in message
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I'm SO happy to see that this posting has provided such amusement for
everyone..... :-( Apparently all of you are deliriously happy and
content and have found suitable mates, but I have not.... My
congratulations to all of you who have been blessed with attractiveness,
wit and social graces, but I seem to be lacking, since I have been alone
my whole life, and have not been as fortunate. I posted this during an
especially lonely spell in an attempt to reach out to someone... but
go on babbling about vacuum cleaners.... that's just fine. :-(

John