My new China alarm clock
Baha u18616@uwe wrote:
The drill goes thusly:
"Ow! China! Goddamn it, your CLAWS! Get on Daddy." FWOMP.
"Ow! China! Get your paw out of my ear! Go to Mama." PLOP.
"Grfrgmpfrg! Ecch! China, keep your paws out of my mouth. Get on Daddy's
pillow." TRANSFER.
"Let my $@!# hair GO! Get on Mama!" OOMPH.
"Ewwww! China! OmiGOD! You've wiped CAT BOOGERS all over my freakin LIPS!"
"You okay, Dear?"
"Got a $#*! Kleenex? Wait, let me get this whisker out of my nose."
This is hilarious.
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Joyce
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