Hai mai gud furends,
Ai wuz wunerin ifen yew cud spar uh _foo_ purrz fur meh.
Mom Kyla finks ai m gitting _tew_ skinny n hur is catsurnd abawot meh.
Paw telled Mom dat ai hab ulways bin uh litewait
Paw iz gunna take meh tew the Vet sune .n ai wyl git mai shotz, n ai dunt
know if dey r gunna steal sum uff mai blud.
Yawns,
Fangu,
Mosey