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Old June 2nd 09, 02:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r gonna
put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled arsenic owt
uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz da note duzznt
wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy sew mutch, We use
a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl da dwinkin wadder.
Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny wadder, kant effen pour
inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle fingy. The managur got really
snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off cuz da note dey tayped tew da
dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to dem . Dat managur shud be
fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n
not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta pay tew liv heer. N dey keep upping
toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike
dey uzed tew n datz not rite. Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r
indeedy sum nise ones tew n I gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da
Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise, n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter, adbenshure tew
go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat

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