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Old March 24th 11, 10:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat
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On Mar 24, 3:28*pm, Booker wrote:
Ize honored dat yu haf agreeed to danze wif mineself, Sukie.

Yu luk beeutiful diz eevenin, an yur furz ar so perfektly ranged. Wat
pretty nailz!

Ize bin prackticin mi dancin, so shall weze haf a spin? Den weze kin
check da buffet. I heer der ar sum reel delikaciez tonite.

Chappy, tryin to memfur all his mannerz.

On 3/23/2011 4:18 PM, rafflescat wrote:

Oh fangu! Dis is jist a owld fing me frew on! Myne nayles? Well dese
were curtesy of Trudi an the ...well sumfin.....dey ar wuffurlee doe,
I wike dat... well sumfin....I want wun!
Sukie twirls around Chappy and bats her eyelashes shamelessly




*Sukie does a time trip* No-one sees as she quickly polishes her nails
on the... well sumfin...... and streaks back through time into
Chappies arms....he never even noticed the time trip and takes Sukies
paw and admires her beautiful nayles. She
ppppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssss!


On Mar 23, 1:01 am, *wrote:
the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the kollarz
*wrote in message


...


Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.


Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?


Booker, cited.


On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back


On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, * *wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
* * *wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars....
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
* * * wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. *Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? *She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. *Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. *Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. *Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. *As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. *A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. *On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.