Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See? Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez