On 2011-01-18 5:51 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sumkatz has bin in ower kitchen.....n deyz cawsin wotsa purroblums
fur us Gordon Kittiez. Seems dey has bin gettin fud - in ower dishes!
N not eetin dis fud! An now Meomie is sayin fingz wike - deys notted
huwngwee - deys gettin a dayz starvin - n disgustin fingz wike dat.
Wees awlwayz hungree! We neffur getz enuff fud, wees skinny n boney
cos dares no fud. See?Poses in front of pooter

Dose dum sumkatz cos purroblemz effuryware! Hewp! Hewp!

Gordon Kittiez

Da sumkats iz a konstant purroblum. Hoomins iz alla tyme blamin innosent
kats fur wat thu sumkats duz. Lyke hurkin onna karpit or kinda nokkin
ovur thu salad (meomie kalls it flowrz) wile nibblin onnit.

Az fur starvin kats, I blamez TEDs tu. Theyz alla tyme sayin katz is fat
wen they iz jus fluffy or that they needz tu eet less wen they haz a
normul helfy appitite. That sorta fing gives hoomins bad idees.

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Sam