Matthew wrote

Alright I am very annoyed here
I was sitting at the counter staring at cats who are on the counter where
they were not supposed to be. My DW decide to feed the cats for me; how
nice. Of course they look like ha ha momma lets us here neither here nor
there this is what happens in marriage and cat slave hood. We do as they
want whether we like it or not.

That is not the problem all of them are sitting there chomping away going
nuts over this new item by meow mix that she bought for them today. I am
sitting there eating a cold deli sandwich; a turkey club that my lovely DW
bought one for dinner for me and something for her no kids tonight; very
nice of her again.

But here is the problem the new food they are eating is Rock Lobster in a
Seafood Bisque.

They are eating lobster and I am eating a cold deli sandwich WHAT THE
HECK IS GOING ON HERE!

Of course the DW and the masters all look at me like what is your point

This is not OT. It's also not so unusual. Is it your time of the month or
something gr&d?