[An elderly but dignified Havana Brown cat approaches the microphone]

My dear friends and family, my beloved Rebecca was truly a one-of-a-kind lady cat. She was dignified, sleek and graceful, and she called forth the creative spirit in me. When she was around, all music made me think of her. She signified all that right with the world. Since her passing, music has lost its resonance. The world is colorless void without the light of her presence.

Rebecca, ma cherie, you will be always missed.

Hercule Lenoir