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Old June 2nd 09, 10:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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Default Dey Gonna Turn Owr Wadder Off

Dat iz xattully wat I wuz gonna say. Mosey hoo needs a manicure
"Granby"
OUCH!!!
"Will in New Haven" On Jun 2, 2:43 am, "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote:
Meowmie jest filled up da bafftub n potz n pans n jars n gwasses sew we
gots
pwenty uff wadder. Iff we wanna pway in da wadder, we kan pway inna
bafftub
cuz etz gonna git hawt ugin. I felled in da tub wast summer wen et wuz
full
uf wadder n Pa waffed at mine own soaked self. So I dwied off on his
pillow. HA! Him had tew sleep onna wet pillow.


Da Feather, who livd wiff usses till he went too da RB, use to tell
bout how he fell in da tub wen he was watshing r Uncl Bill, his Daddy,
tak a baff. An Uncl Bill _started_ to waff butted den da Feather
gotted reel gud TRAKSHUN on Uncl Bill's chest, sew hee cood WEEP outta
da tub. Sew Uncl Bill laffed an bleeded.

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Sunrise





Mosey

"Granby"



Haff ur mommie take dem bin fingies out of da fridge and fill dem wiff
wadder for yourownselfvzes. Fill anyfing dat will hole wadder.
We gots a note onna door dat tomorrow, toozday, dey r gonna turn off
da
wadder for da hole trayler park, 71 trailerz, 12 uff em MT, cuz dey r
gonna put inna noo wadder system dat will tayke some bad stuff kalled
arsenic owt uff owr dwinking wadder. I gess it haz gotten reel bad cuz
da note duzznt wook good. mabbee datz wy meowmie gits sik in hur tummy
sew mutch, We use a Pur wadder filter onna fawcit in da kichen for awl
da dwinkin wadder. Meowmie is tryin tew git a grip abowt using inny
wadder, kant effen pour inny wadder frum the tub intew da doodle
fingy.
The managur got really snotty wif meowmie n meowmie told hurself off
cuz
da note dey tayped tew da dore wuz confoozling. n hur wuz been r00d to
dem . Dat managur shud be fyred n dey need someone in dere hoo kares
ubaowt thu people hoo wiv heer n not jest ubaowt da toonas dey hafta
pay
tew liv heer. N dey keep upping toonas on owr spase effery yeer. Dey
gots no respext for 'old peeple' wike dey uzed tew n datz not rite.
Dere r tew minny meen hoomins. But dere r indeedy sum nise ones tew n
I
gnow wots uff dem cuz dey liffs heer in da Community
Tewday we haf lived heer in owr trailer for 3 yeerz..
Well, I shudnt growse, bowt inkonveenensez, I hab a nice roof offer
mine
hed, gud fudz tew eet, neeces n a neffew tew pway wiff, Kits to raise,
n
tew pway wiff, hoomins hoo luff me, frendz heer on da pooter,
adbenshure
tew go on, wat else kan inny cat ask for? Chickum...Pa iz gonna go git
sum.
I wuffs yoo gize
Mosey Wadderqat


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