Enfilade wrote:
jmcquown wrote:
I wasn't feeling very well late yesterday afternoon so I decided to
lie down for a few minutes. A few minutes turned into all night. I
didn't give Persia her 6PM 1/4 cup of food! Oh the humanity!

Deer Persia:

If you will be my girlfriend I will teach you a song that wakes people
up to feed you, GUARANTEED. But you hafta sing it really loud. It's
ok if you can't carry a tune. Actually it is better.

Love,

Smokey

puffs up, entends claws

Scuze Me?! Persia is My Preshus Girlfriend!!! I may be a sweet an gentul
shiney black boy kitty whu just turned too yeers old, but I has 4 sets of
furry sharp an furry pointy clawses - an I nos how to uses dem! ask my
Mommy - she has lotsa places wer I scratched her, and I wuzn't efun tryin to
use dem. I'd hate to see what anykitty dat I ment to use dem on looked like
wen I waz done!

I don't mind you teechin her a noo song, but she's *MY* Preshus Persia!

Sir Weeble Wobblybottom
smooths fur, retracts claws, and proceeds to wash face