Enfilade wrote:
jmcquown wrote:
I wasn't feeling very well late yesterday afternoon so I decided to
lie down for a few minutes. A few minutes turned into all night. I
didn't give Persia her 6PM 1/4 cup of food! Oh the humanity!
Deer Persia:
If you will be my girlfriend I will teach you a song that wakes people
up to feed you, GUARANTEED. But you hafta sing it really loud. It's
ok if you can't carry a tune. Actually it is better.
Love,
Smokey
puffs up, entends claws
Scuze Me?! Persia is My Preshus Girlfriend!!! I may be a sweet an gentul
shiney black boy kitty whu just turned too yeers old, but I has 4 sets of
furry sharp an furry pointy clawses - an I nos how to uses dem! ask my
Mommy - she has lotsa places wer I scratched her, and I wuzn't efun tryin to
use dem. I'd hate to see what anykitty dat I ment to use dem on looked like
wen I waz done!
I don't mind you teechin her a noo song, but she's *MY* Preshus Persia!
Sir Weeble Wobblybottom
smooths fur, retracts claws, and proceeds to wash face
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