oh my, that is funny, Lee
Jack Campin - bogus address wrote in message
...
DH had set the pizza, in the boxes on the back porch to keep it cool
[...] a local feral had helped himself to those 2 slices of pizza...

Our Ishtar once came through the catflap at breakfast time with
a complete still-warm bacon roll. I never did find which of our
neighbours had one inexplicably disappear.

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