Jack Campin - bogus address wrote:

DH had set the pizza, in the boxes on the back porch to keep it cool
[...] a local feral had helped himself to those 2 slices of pizza...

Our Ishtar once came through the catflap at breakfast time with
a complete still-warm bacon roll. I never did find which of our
neighbours had one inexplicably disappear.

LOL! He just wanted to sit down with you and have a real breakfast!

Joyce