"Sammy Kitten" wrote in message
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I dunno...
Day wunt lemmee intu da klozetz, so I habbent feownd da
teleporter-gadgette...
Beezydz, I dunno wat it luukz lyke. Izunt it imbizabul? Heow kin I
fynd
it??
Rememfurr Ize kynd nuuu styll. I feel sooo hewlplezz an vunerubble.

Piyoonya

Pitoonya, mineown sisfurs Cleocatra and Ameliagrump are sort uv
teleporter experts. Cleocatra efen developed a supersmall porter dat you
can carry on your collar. Duz you wear a collar? If so, I can prolly get
Cleocatra to send you one uv da tiny ones. Oferwise I fink mineown
sisfur Fluffybutt - err, Tabifa, that is - could maybe port ofur to you
and show you where yourz is hidden.

Samy Kitren

I du hab uh kollur...
Kin da port da porter tu unner da gezt-bed?
Ur Tabbytha kud kum an gib me wun furr negztt tyme,
an we kud port bak tugeddur, d'ya tink?

Ur I kin wayte furr wunna da guyz tu kum an rez-Q meee?

I yam d-z an offurrwelt wiff awla doze opshunz!!!!

PitoonyaAKA Idunno