~elderly maine coon ssslinksss threw thuh door, sssavorin thuh sssmellz
& lookin four old frendz~~

Hiya Miztereeouz Maine Coon.
I yam Dyna Mo/Mite, uh Maine Coon Kitty mineownself.
I yam juzt myddul aje mineself. (6 yrs yung)
Doze ar lufferlee lynx eer tuftz.
Ar yu a memfurr ov owr TEC?

I yam da Purrezident, ya mite kno...

Dyna, furrendly lyke