On Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:43:24 -0700, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Tewmurrow, Aprul 15, iz owr Meomie Kyla's purrdai n weh wunt tew wish
herownself uh happi purrdai,
cuz weh luffz hur n awl hur duz fur usses.
ulso sumtymes hur gibz usses sum nip.
Hur feedz us gud fudz, sumtymez kleenz owr doodleboxez, pwayz wif usses n
gibs us pets n scritches,
Hur ulso prayz fur hoominz dat r sik ur deprezed n stuf wike dat.
Wat moar cud weh axs frum owr nise Meomie?
Hur iz uh vury gudgud Meomie.
Weh iznt sain hao old hur iz gunna beh, but hur iz oldur dan dirt. waffs.
weh sing tew hur LAOWD N CLEER :

HAPPI PURRDAI TEW YEW
HAPPI PURRDAI TEW YEW
HAPPI PURRDAI TEW MEOMIE KYLA
CUZ WEH AWL LUFFS YEW. yeUP

Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps

Hmmmph! mai hoomin iz neegltin hiz duteez wif da pooter, anna so ai just
finded owt dat tur purrdai waz yesturdai

sew ai wil wish youroenself a happee purrdai, but ai iz a hole dai laet.

Lorelei