Can I go spray a tree?

Why, duz it hav bugz? smirk

Want me to teach you how to spray things, GM?

Yeah. How about a demonstrayshun? Or do yew hav a manual I kin reed?

Well, first you find something you want to mark -- like the furniture.
Then
you hunch up your hind quarters, raise your tail, quiver it a little
bit,
and take a pee. No, not in the litter box -- on the furniture. If you
been
fixedwhennotbroke, it doesn't stink, but your meowmie and/or daddee will
certainly holler with glee.

OH!!! I do that on thuh inside of thuh lidderbox cuver sumtymes. Ize
nefur tried it on thuh furnichure. But I think mine onlee dribbles into
a liddle puddle and duzn't shoot out and hit anyfing. It gets on thuh
liddurbox cuver cuz Ize not skwatting down enuff. How high kin yew hit
sumfing?

You could always pee on the rug to mark it as yours...

Capt. Midnight