Text Medium wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote:
I heard that Jim Morrison used to eat live cats, who had been
abandoned by their owners, in his dressing-room before concerts, in
the hope that it would turn him into a real singer. Is this rumour
true?


Of course it isn't true, silly person.

Jim Morrison didn't ever need to do something like that.

Jim Morrison _was_ a real singer.

No-one has ever been able to sing as well as poor, departed Jim.

sniff

you're kidding, right? because, like, there are about a million people
who are better singers than jim morrison was.