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Old September 6th 16, 05:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,alt.atheism
Bob
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On 9/5/2016 11:42 PM, eric wrote:
Many a time have I wanted to beat the **** out of that furry little
******* that always seems to **** me off.


Or you could call your local Animal Control Officer, and he or she
will be glad to come by and take the cat where someone who loves
cats can come and adopt it and give it a nice home.

That way you stand far less a chance of getting charged with animal
cruelty, which is a felony now in most states. And now that you've
posted this, the chances are very good that you would pull time in a
state prison.

I once worked with a guy who is now in prison for bludgeoning his
neighbor to death for putting anti-freeze out for his dog to drink.
You wouldn't want to have him as your bunk-mate. In fact, you wouldn't
want to be anywhere near him. He's not getting out anytime soon,
so he's got nothing to lose. All they would do is give him another
40-50 year sentence. That would mean nothing to him, as long as
you're below ground, and food for worms.