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Old October 17th 11, 08:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Voodoo's Tribyewt tu Oz Rennie

On Oct 15, 4:44*pm, rafflescat wrote:
On Oct 15, 4:01*am, " wrote:





[A distinguished black cat shuffles to the podium, flanked on either
side by two of his sisters, leaning on them for support. *He clears
his throat, wipes a tear from his eye and begins to speak]


Ize Voodoo an Ize heer tuday tu pay tribyewt tu mine broffur Oz.
[bows head to collect himself] *Oz an mineself wur borned Octofur 14,
1995. *Meowmie an daddee brot us home wen weez wur jist six weekz
owld. *Fur almost tu yeerz we wur da ownlee kitties in da famblee, but
den Kissa (RB) kaym tu liv wif us. *Dat saym yeer meowmie an daddee
brot home a feral kittin an kalled hur Willow. *Weez dint lyke dem
furry mutch at furst, but in tyme, weez grew tu luv dem both. *In da
yeer 2000, meowmie an daddee brot home a liddle tiny kiddin. *Hur naym
waz Liddle Zoë Underfoot. *Sum uv yu may rememfur hur. *She waz so
tynee. *She waz a sik liddle gurl an went tu da Bridj wen she waz jist
wun yeer owld. sniff


Den kaym Hemi (RB) an Marble, den Maestro (RB) an Matthias (RB) *Den
Jordie kaym in frum da owt. *Bi dis tyme, we wur finkin da da hows waz
gittin furry full, but weez neffur komplayned. *It waz aktulee kinda
nys tu have offur kitties tu play wif.


Den meowmie started wurkin wif a cat reskew an kitties started kuming
an goin. *She eggsplayned tu us dat she waz duin sumfing kalled
fostering an dat she waz lukking aftur deez kitties till dey fownd der
wuntroohome. *Weez felt sorree fur deez homeless kitties an let dem
shayr owr kitty bedz an toyz. *Den sum kitties started kuming in an
not leavin. *Owr famblee groo an groo. *Sumtymez Ize wud tawk tu Oz
abowt da kitties dat kaym an neffur went, an he wud eggsplayn tu
mineself dat deez kitties reelee needid a wuntroohome an meowmie an
daddee had enuff room in der hartz fur all uv us. *Oz waz gud dat
way. *Alwayz da sensibil broffur.


A few yeerz ago, Oz stopped eetin an TED cudnt fynd enyfing rong wif
him. *He startid living in da bafroom. *Meowmie had tu subq him effury
day an fors feed him. *Den aftur fowr months, he startid eetin on hiz
own agin. *Meowmie was thrilled. *Dat waz fife yeerz ago.


Den dis yeer, he startid lozin wate. *Ize did tu, an TED thot it waz
jist cuz we wur getting owldur an slowing down an dint need az mutch
fud. *She tuk us tu TED fur owr geriatrik exam, but TED cudnt git a
urin sampil frum Oz. *Meowmie tuk him bak a cupple uv dayz latur, an
TED manijed tu git wun. *Da resultz wur furry bad. *Oz waz in da end
stayjis uv CRF. *sniff *He hadn’t aktid lyke enyfing waz rong. *Ize
wish he had. *Maybee heed still be heer. *[wipes ayez an sighz]


Before he left, meowmie tuk him in da owt three dayz in a row. *He
reellee enjoyed bein in da fresh ayr. *He also got tu eet enyfing he
wanted, an he also had milk wen he wanted it. *Da day TED Paul waz tu
kum tu da hows tu help Oz tu da Bridj, he dint want eny brekfast and
let mineself eet it. *Weez spent da hole morning tugeffur in da saym
bed. *Ize washed hiz fays an eerz an told him Ize wud miss him. *Den
meowmie brot him in da bed intu da livingroom so da offur kitties cud
say gudbye. *Meowmie layed down on da floor besyd da kitty bed an pet
Oz an tawked him an told him it waz ok tu go; dat Ize wud tayk gud
kayr uv hur till weez got tu da Bridj. *Sum uv da offur kitties kaym
offur an likked Oz’s fays an eerz. *Dey noo he waz goin tu leev.


Ten minitz befor TED was spozed tu be at da hows, meowmie offered Oz
sum milk. *He drank effury drop. *Haf an howr laytur, he waz gon.
[Voodoo wipez hiz eyez on da bak uv hiz paw] *Gudbye mine broffur.
Till weez meet agin. *[Willow an Marble see dat Voodoo iz abowt tu
kollaps an kall owt tu Ryan an Cinnamon tu kum an help him bak tu hiz
seet]


Owh....dis wus a luffurlee twibyoot...we rememfur dem fwum da older
dayz....sniff....sniff wipes tears
Yure Meomie an Paw has bigbig hartz n so has yu Voodoo....take care of
yureselfness.
Jack Gordon, rememfurrin n keepin Harry n Sukie close..- Hide quoted text -

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Fangu Jack. Weez rememfur da Gordon kitties well. Yu wur owr sekrit
santa kwite a few yeerz ago.

Voodoo