Dat kool, gwad yoo wiked it. Mosey

MH just licked da juize furm softz cabbage bowl, *wrinklez noze* anna
chester getted a chunk of rib meat furm soft beclawz furri bringed dem
home furm Sam'z der wuzint ani sauze so chester iz 'lowed, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
Gwad yoo injoyed et. I only had corn beast onse n i wiked et. nebber
had cabbage tho. Iam eeting sum chikum fur mine supper. Meowmie iz goin
tew sleep soon.
hurownself is tired frum da heet n hur dint sleep last nite cuz mine
neece Sqweex kept bugging her tew git up n pway wif hur. hee hee hee.
Herownself cant say no to usses. OOOOO, her iz gonna hab sum orange
sherbet.
I luv dat stuff. Her will gib me sum.
Mosey

we izunt sure butted it sure duz tazte gud whenna hoominz share, soft
haz kuked da kabbage anna den later hersef willz put inna corned
beazt/// she dida kabbag furzt diz time beclawz dey eated da whole thing
befure da kabbage getted dun, Trudi

Da gramby just putted a korn beef in herown krok potz. Beef data kow,
how duz u make a cow outta korn. O T puzzling that one out.
"Stormmee"

her makez up gud recipez, annna her makez a few thingz gud, butted
notted veri mani, her sumtimez kan get stuffz readi anna den furri
kukzit... her alzo thinkz her duzint kuk gud beclawz her kant pay
attenshun long enuf ta stand by da stove... her lovez da krok pot
beclawz hersef kan go away and return wifowt it burnin. Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Yer rite abowt hoomins fitin, den makin moor hoominz. dat dont make
no sense tew mee. Im sawry soft didnt get thuh gene, but effen if
yoo dont got dat gene,, et duzzent hab innyfing tew do wiff cooking.
I heer her kan cook good. Mosey

it juzt seem odd dat da way dey fite, dey efin taka timeta make more
hoominz, Mine soft juzt didint getta "homemakin" gene so mozt of
herown cookin effurtz izunt veri gud, Trudi
"Mosey =^..^="
I am a mancat n mine hoomin Pa duz awl da cooking n stuff cuz
Meowmie forgot haow tew cook effen tho herself uzed tew doo dat for
a living.
It iz unfair tew da lady hoominz anna I too m amazed dat hoomins iz
still heer on erf.
Dey messed et up big time. Cats dont have wars, we just eat mice.
Luffs
Mosey

diz seemz kinda unfair to da ladi hoominz, Trudi, allatime amazed
dat hoominz iz still efin here onna earf,
"Granby"
Diz iz how BBQ's wurkz wiff hoomanz. Mancats let mineselfz tell
ourselves ditz aunt going happen whiff us cats. Us girl kitty's
won lowly itself.

Summer is here!

Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of
this sublime outdoor cooking activity .

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of
events are
put into motion:

Routine.
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to
the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter
exclusion
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer
while he
flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.

More routine.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ',
and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women.
"Winnie" wrote in message
...
On Jun 28, 12:10 am, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
What u plan fur rpcc 1 July?

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Well, az Diplocat 2 Catnada, I could plan a BBQ at mine estate
but efferone
is someplase else cuz its 2 hawt n we're awl at Little Lake were
itz nise n
cool n we cood celebrate dere iffen dat's wat efferkitty wantz.
I jest
got dere myself n m involved in sumpthin [grins]
Izat umkay wiff yerself? I have ta tawk tew Aed bowt dat furst.
Im at hiz pwase for a foo daze.
The Catnada flag will be flying at mine estate in Ohio. but dere
r 2 minny
stormz dere rite gnow to pwan a owtdoor event.
Lemme gib et sum thot.
Fangu
Mosey

It is going to rain here in Catnada's capital, otherwise I can
host a
partee here.
But it is no fun to partee in the rain.

Rusty