Da Mew Meeting of Tuffted Eer Club (TEC) is uhbowt tu kum tu ordur...

So furr ower planz ar to meet atta beetch, hava piknik wyle watchink furr
see-burdz, speshully tufted wunz, an den go tu Tufts Abysmul Plane inna
submurreen, an see da fishyzmay alowng da way.


Taybull da meeting!!! Taybul da meeting!!!

Meowmee baykt mee uh Furrday kayke. Heer it iz. Tuday is mine furrday!!!
Itza carob kayke, tayztz lyke chawkalate, wiff wippykreem onnit, an pouncy
sprinkelz tuu.!!

Huu wantz uh peeze????

Dyna, awl x-sited tu be sixz yeerz yung.