On Apr 30, 8:41*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Deer hoominz,

By order uv ME, da followin werdz iz no longer to be yoozed when speekin to
kitteez:

No
Stop
Moov
Don't
Off (along wif da related werd "offadere")
Badcat
Mine
Not fur yoo

Da komoonitee reserbz da rite to add werdz to dis list at ennee time.

Dat iz a gud wist ob wurds dat hoomins shood GNOT say to usses.
Howesummever, I wood wike to sugjess da hoomins gnot be wowed to LAFF
at a kitty or kitties effur again. MABEE at a baby bitte butted neffur
at a digified grown kitty.

I wuz jumpin up on da bed frum mine chair dat I yooz as a ladder an I
landed a widdle upside down and Uncl Bill WAFFD.

Glares at Uncl Bill

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WooToo, da dignifide