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Old March 19th 11, 09:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default the efinin mixer

Heer I iz, Sweetee! Ize sorree I keeped yoo waitin. Yoo lukz bootiful
tonite, espeshullee wif yur hart's dezire stone pendint.

I'll haz wun uv doze winked collarz, too, pleez, Barbi.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples
coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly
collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int
impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome...
Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable
tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz
no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it
mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa
breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time
ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da
piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta
sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant
remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses
know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture