Happy Manxgibbing to yoo, too, but a liddle late. Az fur ussez, Meowmie bandoned ussez to go hab a gud time wif herown fambly. We wuz lefted wif onky wadder to sustain owrownselvez. An after awl dat, she didnt evin bring home ennee leftoberz -- no turkeebird, no punkin pie, nuffin!
Sundance the disgruntled, for his house