On Thursday, October 18, 2018 at 12:16:40 AM UTC-5, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
[Kitties and others have gathered to see the Boutique's first fashion show. They are seated on comfortable cushions or whatever kind of seat they prefer, all scattered around the hall. When everyone is settled, Sundance steps up to the microphone.]

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. Fangu all fur kummin to da Booteek's very firstest fashin show! I iz yurown host, Sundance. Seated rite dere iz my wink Pitoonya: we operatez da Booteek an we iz furry happee to hab yoo awl heer.