Wee iz missin fingz, us Batson catz.
Wee mizzed thuh Calling of the Names atta Jellicle Ball.....
an now wee iz missin thuh pozt frum Petey tew Miss Alice of the Ajo Clowder.
(Dey wuz gettin tew no eech uthur atta pond wiff turtlez.)

Wee fink thuh noosgroop iz steelin dem.

Pweese hep uz find dem.

Fangu furry much,

Petey, Mattie, Max an Boo (The Batson Cats)