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Spa Employmint Applicashyun
Nayme: Miss Trudence tuxido, mine friends callz minself Trudi
Posishyun Applying For: 'ceptionist, I likez da phone.
Kwalificashyuns: Efury time soft or furry getz onna phone I comez der anna
lookz at itsef, the ringy purt doz notte bofur minself anna I like making
thingz in order anna if Miss Violette, was notted the bosscat I wuuld be
Speshyul Talentz Related to Job: I canz talk really lowd so anycat, efin
senyor kittys can hear minself
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