High this is OF TO Mahoney and we are taking applications for a new owner.
Me being, Mize Piglet, Willow and myself.

I am glad cats do not have family reunions. We had one here and they are
not fun. First people come from a place called New York and they bring
something called a "teenager" and worst of all a "Rottenwhiller" which is a
D*G. I spelled that wrong but thats ok.

Then this thing called a "brother" comes from Massachuzetts and, he is a D*G
person. It follows that the D*G got more skretchex than we did.

When they all left the house, we got put in the cage. This is not right,
there are three of us, they should have locked up the dog and left us free.

I have to be fair and say that each time they came home, we got treats so,
it was ok, I guess.

Every bed was full of people but, they will all be gone tomorrow and we will
be very busy remarking our territory.