Basho and Issa smelled the ham and proceeded to leave the kitchen. What
is wrong with them? Has anybody ever met a cat that did not like ham?
I think Xoxo didn't eat any either.

Oh, Victor, don't let them fool you! Have you forgotten, the Kitty Code
doesn't allow them to actually *admit* to enjoying something special
that you gave them. But if you put some finely diced ham in a dish on
floor when you go to bed, in the morning that dish would have been
scoured clean.