Mommy Mick grooomed mineseff an I dint WIKE itted. In fak, I maded her
stop wunce butted she cotted mee agane an finiched. An I was in a bad
mude.

DEN Uncl Bill eeted mine otemeel wiff budder an creme an onwee leff a
littl bit for mineseff an I had to SHAR it wiff Maggy May. Sew I was
in a worser mude.

An den I wuz at da wadder dish an widdl Samanfa was drinkin beside
mee. An shee dint dew nuffing rong butted I turnd roun an WAKD her on
her kyoot widdle gnose. Wiff mine big meen paw. An she yelled an rund
aweigh.

I gno dat kittees got a rite to smak doggies wenefur we want. Butted I
am sorry.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun