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Old January 26th 17, 05:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance and/or Rebecca
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Default Catifurnia Repurrt, by Sundance

Gud eevnin, kitteez, an welkum to today's Catifurnia repurrt.

After yeerz an yeerz of rane... Whut's dat, Rebecca? Reely? Well, OK, then, I'll start ober.

After weekz of rane, we haz finally had a fyoo dayz of sun. Rebecca an me haz bin abul to injoy lyin in da sun in da afternoonz. When dere is no sun, Meowmie has bin doin a gud job of rememfurin to giv ussez some heated fingz dat she warms up in da mikrowave.

Humminbirdees haz bin vizzitin owrown patio. Dey vizzited da fowlerz on da jade plant, an Meowmie seed dem takin liddle piecez of lint frum da screen dat covers da Out end of da dryer vent. Meowmie sed dey is welkum to da lint. She sez dey iz purrobly usin it to make a nest, but we duznt know cuz dey flied too far away fur ussez to see whare dey taked it.

An datz da Catifurnia repurrt fur today. Dis iz yurown repurrter Sundance, signin off.

Sundance