Fank yew vury mutch anti Soft..Iiiiiii jest luffs yerownself.
Iiiiii wunna gnow hoo deez sew kalled weerd hoominz r n wyyyyy dey r in OWR
groop..uh kitty groop? I reeefuze tew croxpoast tew demself, sew I wil jest
deleet da entyre anxser..
I kan doo dat..dey r maykn me hissed off, fur shur.
Luffs tew yoo n I hisses at dem.
Mosey
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thank you sweetie, here have a bowl of nip, anti soft
"mosey =^..^="

"Kelly Greene"

"Stormmee"
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i meant this or that treatment works... to spew that sort of thing does
not allo9w for differences in cats or issues at all and i find cultish
at best and stupid at worst, Lee

Then take a break from these NGs and learn about cat nutrition.

Here's some good links to start you off:

shredded wif sharp clawz
Umkkkkkkkey..Mrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Kelly Greene , diz iz gnot da rite groop tew dixzcuz diz matur at awl n
yoo dunt git tew tawk tew Auntie Lee wike dat..nope
I taked owt da crosspoastz tew, so dere!!
Bad mrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Mosey