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Old June 3rd 11, 05:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default food taxes and twibutes

diz wuz one of da furzt abenshures dat miss violette readed... she didunt
pozt until afur diz abenshure i remfurz she sayed it wuz berree long, OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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No souvin iz hoit in da purrzess.
Day grow gnu eerz...(not da eerz of a gnu.)
Lung lung uhgo, rpcc kitteez wentid on a souvin ear hunt.
Meowmee mite hab da story.
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"Rebecca" wrote in message
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Well, we findz da finest souvenz an purrparez dere eerz in difurent wayz.
I fingk wun uv da most populer iz barbekyood souven eerz, but souven eerz
in nip sawse iz gud, too.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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O hai Rebecca, cud yew pweeze dezscribe da Souvin Eerz tew usses den?
dey muz beh gud, huh? . Mosey n MeOwy [wantin tew twy dem]


Souven eerz iz a fud dellycacy. It iz wun uv Fluffykitz's speshulteez.

Rebecca

"Mosey =^..^="
Hey Pitô.ônya wat iz Souvin Eerz?? ai dunt gnow Dew yew gnow wat dem
iz MeOwy? ai m finkin sum kinda korn? *shrugs* Mosey

Du hominz effurr mayke BBQ Souvin Eerz?
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trudi eatsa butterz... anna we all eatz chickum anna we wuld all eatsa
milk but soft sayz no beclawz some of uses hurke itsef rite bak up...
today some uses taxed da roazt beazt. chester da ingester
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"

so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get
inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt
kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a
twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef.
later she wuz eatin sum jalapeeno cheeze kubez anna i taxed hersef
haffa kube beclawz she wuz readin anna notted payin attenshunz to
uses... den MH taxed hersef da ofur haf fur da same rezun... OEJ
tryda tax hersef sum slurpz offa rasberry wine but she only getted
one slurp befur da soft tukitsef away...

afur uses diskussed alla diz it made minesef wunner, whut du u ofur
kitteez tax urown hoominz? chester da ingester


I tax creemee chese effin da soy kynd, an budda-onna-finfur iz sooo
gud! Da olne turkee I eetz iz da 'spensiff launch kind frum Cossko.
I hab bin nown tu dwink frum uh waddur urr miwlk glazz if it iz nize
an fool.

An I enZIZTon fife pownzeez at bedtyme, DEN I let da litez be toind
owt.
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