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Old November 3rd 09, 02:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Nov 2, 10:28*pm, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:
Da doorbell ding dongs
Mosey answers da door ugin n dere stands wotz uff hiz frendz. *Wow, he
xclamez. *Hey Bob Qat, wook hooz heer n hoo gotted dwessed up wike usses,
biker kitties, a *cupla doggiez, now we gotza a biker gang. *Mosey yells,
c'mon in, iz cold owt dere, but iffen yoo wanna roll around in da nip
paches, theyv grown ulot sinse wast yeer n gotted bedder. *Everybuddy comes
into the howse n *sez hihi to eech uther n gits fudz n start tawkin tew da
black Cats hoo gotted tormented by da nazty barekids..
Bear sez "I sawed dem meen bratz n gave em a cuppla big barks n dey runnd
off fast" *I got a bigbig woof.
Fangu fur doin dat. sez Mosey *I bet dey fink twise b4 tryin tew hurt a
kitty ugin.
Da bannister awates, *but dere'z a line..hee hee hee, derz dancin in da
basement, a pwase for a nap iffen yoo git sleepy, haf fun efferbuddy.
Mosey tellz MH
No wurries bout Bear, MH, heez kool [smiles] wike Marlun Bwando. Wook at
haow he deeled wiff dem kidz.
I hoap thuh Second World kitties come over, mabbee dey dunt gnow ubaowt
Halloweeny.


Maggy May: I am Betty da Bunny and dis points at WooToo iz Maggy
May, da mommie kitty, giggles and dis is da famus singer an
tempermentul diva Sunrise, an dese points to MH and Missy are da
hoomin-eetin liun an tygurrr. Dey is eetin dem ole leg-bones, sew dey
will be hungrrry agan sune. Hide yoor favrut hoomins. appropriate
growls Da Samurai ober der iz Miowara Tomakato. Hee grunts in
Meowspeach an in Catanese. grunts "Hai" I fink hee wud wike to see
Miss Piglett. An diss is mine doggie da Bear hoo has all ub r partee
stuff on himseff an wee ar gonna unlode him now. Hee iz furry frenly
butted his tung is furry WET. So watsh out. An dat is donDOOdat, da
puppy alsew gnown as SaManfa. DonD00dat, SuManfa. Samantha has the
zoomies

Magggy May starts unleading da Bear, with help from most of the
others. Sunrise moves into the center of the room and, in a charming
Himalayan Meowchat with a slight Meeser accent, starts to sing Peggy
Lee's classic "Fever"

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Maggy May