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Old January 11th 18, 04:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default MAI Purrdai FROM BOOKS SENT Monday January 8, 2018

On Monday, January 8, 2018 at 10:18:08 PM UTC-5, wrote:
Hai mai noo furendz,

Tewday ai wuz informd dat ai m nao one yeer old
watefur dat meens da hooming singed sumfin kawled
happi purrdai tew yewww n ai gotted treetz n sum chicken
mai VET sent Paw uh email kard 4 meh , dat wuz nise



Iz der sumfin rong wif maiself? ai dunt wunna tawk /meow

Glad to hear you have aged. Conkatulations. Enjoy this self portrait.
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Ai kin hiss, spit, growl n purr but wen Paw Dutchgotted meh, he held meh n hym teled Maw Kyla ai meowed.. did inny une heer hab dat problum?

Nao ai gitz en trubbul cuz ai jezt d- cidud 2 clime up tew da top uf da tawl
BOOK kase n throo da flowur vase off! Et iz nao MAI terrority sins may naym iz BOOKS Ai REST on MY CASE (joke) ! uh huh

Ai wuf tew sit inna sinkz.. da hoominz hab 4 uf dem .uh dubbl in da kichun, one in eech uf der bafrumz ..

ai luf tew mayke Mom Kyla waff wen ai chase da red dot n ai get da zoomiez, maykz Paw Waff tew..dem neads 2 waff moar . up n dawn dal long hawl ai go ,

Ai luv living heer en mai furvur hoam WIF Pippsy =^..^=

N bein heer in diz community -ai hab tu hab Pippsy drive the teleporter cuz aidunt hab maioan yet
what kind uf uh job kn ai git ?
Hao kan ai contiboot tew da community ?

Is nip legul heer cuz ai gotz sum tu share

Iffen nawt ai dunt noe annyfing ubaowt nip !!Nope

ai wud luf tew mayk furendz heer


BOOKS =^..^= -hoo