"Adrian" wrote in message
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Dear Tweed's Boss

Please could you arrange it for her to work half the hours for twice the
pay. She has very important things to attend to, like waiting on BF &
KFC, also posting to the group.

Thank you,
Snoopy & Bagheera


ROFL! This is actually something I requested verbally as a condition of
going back to work, but for some reason it was refused.
However a written request from someone else might do the trick. Don't hold
your breath though.. ;-))

Tweed